> from CEO of J.P
> Morgan to a Pretty Girl on an investment Forum.
> To: BLOWING THOUGHT PROCESS!!!
A young and pretty
lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What
I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be
honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm
25 this
year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I
wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might sa that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest $250k annual income, and iseems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move int high cost residential area on the west side of New York City, $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I
target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only
average-looking i 've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marr rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife,and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty Awesom reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse you situation as a professional
> investor. My annual income is more than
> $500k, which meets
> your requirement, so I hope everyone
> believes that I'm not wasting
> time here. From the
> standpoint of a business
> person, it is a bad decision to
> marry you. The answer is very
> simple, so let me
> explain.
>
> Put the details aside, what you're trying
> to
> do is an exchange of
> "beauty" and "money": Person A
> provides beauty,
> and Person B pays for it, fair and
> square. However, there's a
> deadly problem here, your beauty will
> fade, but my money
> will not be gone without any good
> reason. The fact is, my income
> might increase from year to year, but
> you can't be prettier year
> after year. Hence from the
> viewpoint of economics, I am an
> appreciation asset, and you are a
> depreciation asset. It's not just
> normal depreciation,
> but exponential depreciation. If that is your
> only asset, your value
> will be much worried 10 years later.
>
> By the terms we
> use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
> dating with you is
> also a "trading position". If the trade
> value
> dropped we
> will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it
> for
> long term -
> same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
> might be
> cruel to
> say this, but in order to make a wiser
> decision any
> assets
> with great depreciation value will be sold or
> "leased". Anyone with
> over $500k annual income is not a
> fool; we would only date you, but
> will not marry you. I
> would advise that you forget looking for any
> clues to marry a rich
> guy.
>
> And by the way, you could make yourself to
> become a rich person
> with $500k annual income. This has better chance
> than finding a rich
> fool.
>
> Hope this reply helps.
> If you are interested in "leasing"
> services,
> do contact
> me...
>
> signed,
>
> CEO
> J.P.
> Morgan
>
>
> P/S For your information, those "ugly
> ducklings" which you mentioned,
> will also
> remain loyal and seldom "look antique",
> unlike
> you
> who will go to the next higher
> bidder.
>
>sender_Dr..Anil kulsreshth
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